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Joke of the Day
"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
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"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."
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"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"
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"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."
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