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Joke of the Day
"I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like."
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"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"