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Joke of the Day
"I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like."
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"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
"*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question. I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application"
"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."
"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"