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Joke of the Day

"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."

"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."

"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"

"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"

"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."

"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"

"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."

"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"