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Joke of the Day
"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."
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"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."
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"confession time ""hogwarts"" is a super gross thing to name a school and as a child I kinda hoped it would get destroyed because of that"
"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"
"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"
"Really wanted the day off, so I text my boss Me: I can't come in today. I'm sick Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well I'm currently in bed with my sister......"
"Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times."
"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."
"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."