129661

Joke of the Day

"What do you call oral sex with a paraplegic girl? Meals on wheels."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""

"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."

"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."

"Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's"

"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"

"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"

"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."

"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"

"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."