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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"
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"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."
"If advil is ibuprofen, and tylenol is acetaminophen, what is viagra? Micoxafalin."
"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"
"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve food here."""
"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."
"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."