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Joke of the Day

"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."

"I am forced to give up golf after breaking my leg. I fell off the ball washer."

"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."

"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."