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Joke of the Day

"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"

"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"

"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."

"I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The assailant avoided prison, though. As the battery charge wouldn't hold."

"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."

"A Mexican magician... A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...he disappeared without a tres."

"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"