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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"

"What's a pedophile's favorite kind of shoe? White Vans..."

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."

"if you can get a price tag onto a priceless jewel they have to sell it to you for that price, it's a simply trick that saves on heist work"

"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"