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Joke of the Day
"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."
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"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"
"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."
"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."
"Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!"
"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."