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Joke of the Day
"What's 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."
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"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."
"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"
"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("
"[arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] ""Ok, did everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?"" ME: uh oh"
"Can we just hold the power button down on America and see if that fixes anything?"
"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."