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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see her anywhere."

"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."

"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""

"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men?"

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."