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Joke of the Day
"Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !"
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"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."
"If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English..."
"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""
"Halloween ... The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year."
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
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"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."