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Joke of the Day
"Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter? Swarm."
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"My girlfriend just got a job as a circumcision doctor The base pay isn't the best but boy does she get a lot of tips!"
"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
"Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's ""cute"" But when -I- do it they call it ""narcissism"""
"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""
"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
"how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"[PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* ""that all for you today?"" Yes. How long does it usually take? ""For what?"" For them to grow"