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Joke of the Day
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."
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"How does Moses make Coffee? Hebrews it."
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."