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Joke of the Day
"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
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"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"
"Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes? Mosqui-toes."
"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"
"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."
"""Time is an arbitrary concept"" is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline"
"TIL about different subreddits. SHIT..."
"I have to take a Viagra when I take an Ambien. It keeps me from rolling off the bed."
"There's this girl I know, and I'm like a god to her. Because I'm always watching her. And she's never seen me."