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Joke of the Day

"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""

"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her ""golden shower"" so goodnight."

"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"Why engineers are boring"

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."

"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""