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Joke of the Day
"People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian well nobody is laughing now"
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"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."
"""My nose is going to grow now"" said Pinocchio, rending a paradoxical black hole in the fabric of space-time."
"Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."
"They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. You can get it by the buttload."
"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."
"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."
"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."