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Joke of the Day

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday eight hours."

"Like I know pizza is a thing that everyone likes and talks about liking but sometimes I take a bite and am overwhelmed by how perfect it is."

"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"

"Winners don't do drugs... It chaffs the willy."