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Joke of the Day

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"

"If you have 10 apples and Michael takes 6. What colour is Michael?"

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite ice cream? Walls Vanilla Carte D'or - It's not Mexican! (*I am going to hell for this!)"

"Look... don't end your presentation with ""Are there any questions?"" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle."

"Knifes Last night someone cut my power so I took out my knife and badly injured them. I guess you could say I was taking a stab in the dark. I'll be here all night"

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"