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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Bill Gates gets mad? He gets philanthro-pissed"
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"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."
"What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)"
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"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."
"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"
"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."