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Joke of the Day
"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."
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"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"
"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."
"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"
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"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"
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