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Joke of the Day

"What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?"

"What do you call a pretentious coffee? A latte-dah!"

"Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don't have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah"

"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"

"Like my therapist always says, ""I'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in Ikea"""

"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"