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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"

"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"

"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"

"What's the difference between eating pizza, and eating pussy? You eat the crust off the pizza!"

"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."

"4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?"

"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."