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Joke of the Day

"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."

"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"

"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"

"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."

"You had me at let's get divorced."

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."

"Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly. Because she obviously doesn't listen."