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Joke of the Day
"What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry..."
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"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
"What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Saturday in my 20's: ""Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!"" Tonight: ""Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"""
"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"
"50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
"Surprise your partner in bed by dying in your sleep"