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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"
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"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""
"Guess who just got laid! Not me. Probably someone, but not me."
"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."
"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"What's brown and sticky? a stick"
"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."