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Joke of the Day

"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."

"He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies."

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."

"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"

"Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames"

"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."

"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."