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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
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"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"How do the Lannisters save money on new beds? They push Two twins together to make a King"
"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."
"A simple guide on how politics works Fuck you"
"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."
"2 guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."