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Joke of the Day
"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."
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"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."
"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."
"4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born."
"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"
"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."
"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."