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Joke of the Day
"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."
Next Joke
"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."
"My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants"
"Jesus tells Peter, ""Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!"" Peter came in fifth and won a toaster."
"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"
"The base is under assault! NaCl NH3"
"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"
"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."
"Today, I woke up an optimist. He punched me in the face."