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Joke of the Day

"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"

"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"

"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."

"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."

"Mid-'90s joke I just made up: Steven Tyler made a new version of Dude Looks Like A Lady... it goes ""Dude looks like his daughter!"""

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."