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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"Nothing says ""I m not interested"" quite as loudly as showing up for a date"

"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."

"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"

"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"What's your favorite medical joke? I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous ""doctor joke"" thread, and need some fresh material!"

"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."