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Joke of the Day

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."

"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""

"You know, they said it would take a few years for my medical practice to get off the ground... But I just don't have the patients."

"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"

"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."

"What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods"

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."