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Joke of the Day

"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"

"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"

"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"

"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"I don't drink so that I'm more fun to be around. I drink so that you're more fun to be around."

"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."