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Joke of the Day
"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"
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"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"
"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk"
"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"
"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"
"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."
"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"