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Joke of the Day
"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."
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"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."
"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"
"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"
"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""
"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."
"I can totally relate to batteries I'm not included in anything either."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."