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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"

"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"

"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"

"I bumped into the guy that invented the globe. It's a small world."

"Everyone calls me Al Capone Because"

"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."

"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""