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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."
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"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
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"I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins."
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"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"
"I stopped doing topical humor People were getting tired of jokes about ointment."
"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"