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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."
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"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."
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"Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe"
"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."
"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."