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Joke of the Day
"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."
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"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""
"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"
"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"
"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."
"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."
"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."
"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."