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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"
"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"
"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."
"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"
"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying. - Alex Horne"
"So I was playing terraria and I got killed by an eater of souls... Damn gingers"
"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"