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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""

"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"

"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."

"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."

"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."

"Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo."