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Joke of the Day

"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"

"My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really? My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass"

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."

"BANG BANG! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself."

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"

"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"

"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"

"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."

"Well I guess it's time we change Philip Seymour Hoffman's name to Philip Seeyanomour Hoffman!"