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Joke of the Day

"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."

"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"

"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"I consider myself a tolerable person, and I can care less if you are gay/straight;black/white; or conservative or liberal. The one thing I cannot tolerate, is ALL YOUR FUKN GAME REQUESTS!!!!!"

"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."