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Joke of the Day

"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."

"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"

"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."

"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is ""bananas"" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes"

"A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money."

"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."