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Joke of the Day
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
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"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."
"Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under ""Home Improvements."""
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"
"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"