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Joke of the Day

"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"

"Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine doctor. Doctor: Oh really? Mary: Yes she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"

"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."

"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."

"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."

"I really like chicken ""So, you really like cocks?"" ""No, but your mom does."" ""I'm sorry but she's not a hen..."""

"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"

"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"