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Joke of the Day

"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."

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"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"
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"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!"