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Joke of the Day

"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"

"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"

"The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do."

"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."

"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."