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Joke of the Day

"I really like chicken ""So, you really like cocks?"" ""No, but your mom does."" ""I'm sorry but she's not a hen..."""

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"

"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."

"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."