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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."
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"You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders.."
"They say in California alone, the divorce rate is at 75%. Twenty minutes later, a woman walks by with a stroller and a barking dog in it.... Perhaps."
"There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army? A: The one on the tank"
"Her: I can't believe you slept with her! Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Her: I just went to the store to buy bread! Me: Longest six minutes ever"
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"
"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"
"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."