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Joke of the Day

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "

"Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work. He, who has a Tates, is lost."

"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"

"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."

"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."

"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"

"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"

"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"