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Joke of the Day
"She's as smart as bait."
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"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting."
"Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?"
"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"
"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."
"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."
"I'll never forget what my grandmother said to me right before she passed away. She said to me *""What are you doing?!?""*"