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Joke of the Day
"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"
"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"
"I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things."
"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"
"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."