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Joke of the Day
"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"
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"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."
"I decided to be a supervillan and kill people with puns. My supervillan name? The punisher."
"And before bros, churros."
"And the Lord said unto John.. ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."
"[donald trump wakes up from getting his wisdom teeth removed. his mouth stuffed with gauze] did i builded the big walls yet?"
"[orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?"
"GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up"